johannification 

The process of turning into a handsome, brilliant intelligent jackass.

During the process of johannification, you experience a large decline in sexual partners. You may also experience diarrhea, insomnia and more. The positives are that you make a lot of money.

johannification by thejellybeanmaster March 4, 2024

Joranification 

Making something better.

Look at that hair, that's some successful joranification!

Joranification by Dyzalonius December 16, 2021