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joverload 

Extreme amounts of Joe, often too much of it to handle.
Sally met Joe at the mall the other day. She exploded. I guess she died from her case of joverload.
joverload by Jocolyte August 21, 2013
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Zest Fest Overload 

the words that summon the almighty overlord Rei Ayanami.
*people in unision: Zest Fest Overload*

Rei Ayanami: It is i, Rei Ayanami, i have been summoned by the power of the quadruple zest fest. i will now commence the final alarm.

lolcat overload 

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.
Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.
lolcat overload by maxatron December 23, 2008

cuteness overload

and overload of cuteness, when something or someone is so super cute that there is no word for, now there is
a person, a baby, a couple, a picture, a puppy...almost everything can have a cuteness overload
cuteness overload by Miyabiko May 13, 2008

Evil Whore Overload 

is when one watches too many news reports showing women doing evil fucked up shit to men, women, babies, children, and baby otters.
Dude, I watched three back-to-back reports of women doing fucked up shit. The one bitch drowned her 12 kids. Another bitch killed her man because he didn't get her the right car. Fuck it, I've reached my evil whore overload.

stupid people overload 

Stupid People Overload is a "boom and bust" evolutionary theory relating to humanity which posits that during periods of peace and tranquility (the "boom"), imbeciles outbreed the intelligent by a significant margin until they become a dominant majority controlling societal institutions (including government), precipitating collapse back into war (the "bust").
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"Stupid People Overload"
(Population boom & bust cycles in homo sapiens)

Humanity is the only species which seeks the favor of its own predator.

Sad to say, I think these sorts of tyrannies and revolts are cyclical: In times of peace and abundance, the percentage of morons in the general population increases (with implications for democracy which you can well imagine). And as sure as Ambrose Bierce described (in "The Devil's Dictionary") the vote as the route by which a freeman makes a fool of himself and a wreck of his country, they soon come to ruin by electing slavemasters over their own heads. Then follows a period of oppression which the smart see coming and flee, and the remainder are ground into hamburger. Supporting my assumption are statistics drawn from the work "IQ in the Meritocracy": The post-WWII nations with the highest percentile IQ were Germany, Japan, and Israel - those three whose populations had suffered the largest percentile casualty rates during the war.

> We are living in and observing a country in the very final stages
> of decay. It is accelerating because very few have the guts to get
> involved and expose this corruption. The spiral is very fast at this
> point. How do you make people care?

You can't "make people care".

See, it's a *evolution* thing.

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(Archived from usenet: groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.politics.media/KKfiVjeYDQI%5B501-525%5D

sensory overload 

When the six senses: sight, sound, touch, smell, taste, & proprioception in any combination become stimulated so as to induce a temporary haze of brain confusion.
While simultaneously watching Letterman, talking to Roxy on the phone, eating pizza, petting the cat, and changing my position on the sofa I experienced a bout of sensory overload.
sensory overload by wishIwuzAdocter January 16, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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