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A handsome, caring, hard working boy who will go out of his way for others. His intelligence makes him a great person to be around because you're guaranteed good conversation and a laugh. People look up to him and he sets a good example for others, more mature than his years! Talented and creative yet humble!
Oh my god, I wish I was Jossian!

I feel so rubbish today, let me call up jossian!
jossian by lizzy 123 January 14, 2011
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Josianne 

The most hot person you will ever meet, shes amazing, hot, beautiful, smart, outgoing, goddess, you wish you were her, your bf wants to be with her, always the prettiest in the room, she makes people blush by just looking at them, shes gorgeous
Guy 1:look theres Josianne shes so hot <3
Guy 2: she wont ever even look at you youre ugly
Guy 1's GF: IM LEAVING YOU (for her) <333333
Josianne by jlollolbaehotlol November 8, 2021
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Outgoing, cheerful, friendly and restless, Josiane is generally on the go. She has a love of freedom, and a disdain for routine. Usually quite outgoing, Josiane make friends with people from all walks of life - she loves to laugh and tease, and gets along well with others.
Her optimism is infectious, although it can get her into trouble from time to time. She is generally easygoing, but she can also possess a quick temper. She's a curious person who loves to learn. Her idealistic nature is hard to miss. She can be very direct, but her honest approach in life is admirable.
"Josiane always has a smile on her face!"
Josiane by Julia_101 February 4, 2010

Jossiney 

Jossiney, a smart young women who is very artistic and creative. she loves food and has a sweet tooth but you will rarely see her drinking soda mostly water. she is meticulous in any way. but she can let loose at times. it'll just depend on the time, her family and friends absolutely love her. she is eye catching. an amazing friend, she is shy and introvert at first sight but when you get to know her she is amazing and funny. her name being unique. decending from the french language. you will hardly see her name pop up for anything. her drawings look like from a proffesional studio. she loves music some will say she can outsing a stereo and you will often hear her singing in the shower and enough to hear her from the other room. she loves to get creative with food when it comes to cooking. she will keep her promises and always find a way to make you smile but when you make her mad she will tear you to shreds. but in the end if she thinks you deserve it, she'll forgive you. she loves cheesy things like a nice simple walk, an ice cream, or a small dinner at home. she will always want you to be safe even if you just argued. she is truthful and honest. she has a giggle and a voice and these eyes and lips and hands. that you will just obsess over. you will never want to let go of. she may have her flaws but she always seems perfect. even in her flaws you will smile like a dork. Jossiney overall is the most amazing best friend.
guys. i swear my wife can be such a Jossiney.
Jossiney by 76anonymous76 June 30, 2019
Jessian is someone with a great sense of humour, very goofy and bubbly personality and is often liked by everyone however they are often misunderstood and battle a lot of things alone. Jessian seeks peace and hapiness and loves thinking and exploring
Jessian tells great jokes.
jessian by Kioney wayde April 24, 2021
A girl who likes any boy named keagan, she also is very clingy and annoying
Josslan
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Jobsian Complex

Mental disorder defined by the effect of Steve Jobs fanboyism on the personality of a given subject. Often derived from normal, less pathological Apple fandom and channeled through unauthorized biographies. Common symptoms are one of more of the following : compulsive, neurotic attention to detail, at least partially irrational lust for secrecy, violent outbursts including the flinging of 80's electronics at unsuspecting bystanders.
"If he'd kept his Jobsian Complex in check, Bob would have gotten his company's product out of the door three years ago."
Jobsian Complex by mattbr78 August 27, 2009
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