I love josslan to be honest I need a josslan in my life I wanna fuck him everyday :)))) no way I messed up. I almost got to be with a josslan but I fumbled the bagngl I fucked upppp I wanna kms I can’t live with myself. PLEASEEEEEEEE I WANTED JOSSLAN IN MY LIFE, NOW IM STUCK WITH A ERICK HES A SMALL LITTLE BITCH THAT DOESNT GIVE ME ANYTHING AND HE HAS A SMALL PENIS HE DOESNT GIVE ME ATTENTION IM GOING TO KMMMMMMSSSSS. That’s basically it tbh get a josslan in your life and take him for granted.
Girl: Who’s that pretty MF over there Angela
Girl2:idk tbh you should go ask him out before I do >:)
Girl3:OMGGGG MY PUSSY IS SOOOO WETTTTTT OMGGGG IM GOING TO SPLIT AND FALL AND MY BREAK MY BACK BEFORE JOSSLAN DOES
A Josslin is funny, amazing, talented, smart, beautiful, kind, pretty, brave and if you know this girl you are very lucky you never want to lose her.❤️
A handsome, caring, hard working boy who will go out of his way for others. His intelligence makes him a great person to be around because you're guaranteed good conversation and a laugh. People look up to him and he sets a good example for others, more mature than his years! Talented and creative yet humble!
She is a beautiful girl and is intelligent. Josslyn is nice and has a lot of friends. Her friends last a lifetime and mean a lot to her. She is also good at soccer. Josslyn likes to vacation in the mountains instead of the beach. Josslyn’s usually have red curly hair and are sporty. You would be lucky to have her as a friend.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.