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I love josslan to be honest I need a josslan in my life I wanna fuck him everyday :)))) no way I messed up. I almost got to be with a josslan but I fumbled the bag ngl I fucked upppp I wanna kms I can’t live with myself. PLEASEEEEEEEE I WANTED JOSSLAN IN MY LIFE, NOW IM STUCK WITH A ERICK HES A SMALL LITTLE BITCH THAT DOESNT GIVE ME ANYTHING AND HE HAS A SMALL PENIS HE DOESNT GIVE ME ATTENTION IM GOING TO KMMMMMMSSSSS. That’s basically it tbh get a josslan in your life and take him for granted.
Girl: Who’s that pretty MF over there Angela

Girl2:idk tbh you should go ask him out before I do >:)
Girl3:OMGGGG MY PUSSY IS SOOOO WETTTTTT OMGGGG IM GOING TO SPLIT AND FALL AND MY BREAK MY BACK BEFORE JOSSLAN DOES
Josslan by Rosell July 29, 2022
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A Josslin is funny, amazing, talented, smart, beautiful, kind, pretty, brave and if you know this girl you are very lucky you never want to lose her.❤️
Josslin I love you so much💕
josslin by So Basically Ummmmm March 31, 2019
The best person ever. She's smart, kind, and helping. She always making people laugh and very funny!
Oh, I wish I had a Josslyn friend.
Josslyn by KelBell :) October 8, 2013
A handsome, caring, hard working boy who will go out of his way for others. His intelligence makes him a great person to be around because you're guaranteed good conversation and a laugh. People look up to him and he sets a good example for others, more mature than his years! Talented and creative yet humble!
Oh my god, I wish I was Jossian!

I feel so rubbish today, let me call up jossian!
jossian by lizzy 123 January 14, 2011
She is a beautiful girl and is intelligent. Josslyn is nice and has a lot of friends. Her friends last a lifetime and mean a lot to her. She is also good at soccer. Josslyn likes to vacation in the mountains instead of the beach. Josslyn’s usually have red curly hair and are sporty. You would be lucky to have her as a friend.
I wish Josslyn was my friend!!!
Josslyn by Timmy8yearsold February 16, 2019
Josslyn is kind and loving girl who will light up a room when they walk in! They can turn a bad day into a good day in less then a minute!
Damm I'm having a bad day today
Just call josslyn
Why?
She is a cool girl
Hmm ok thanks
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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