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Jossiney 

Jossiney, a smart young women who is very artistic and creative. she loves food and has a sweet tooth but you will rarely see her drinking soda mostly water. she is meticulous in any way. but she can let loose at times. it'll just depend on the time, her family and friends absolutely love her. she is eye catching. an amazing friend, she is shy and introvert at first sight but when you get to know her she is amazing and funny. her name being unique. decending from the french language. you will hardly see her name pop up for anything. her drawings look like from a proffesional studio. she loves music some will say she can outsing a stereo and you will often hear her singing in the shower and enough to hear her from the other room. she loves to get creative with food when it comes to cooking. she will keep her promises and always find a way to make you smile but when you make her mad she will tear you to shreds. but in the end if she thinks you deserve it, she'll forgive you. she loves cheesy things like a nice simple walk, an ice cream, or a small dinner at home. she will always want you to be safe even if you just argued. she is truthful and honest. she has a giggle and a voice and these eyes and lips and hands. that you will just obsess over. you will never want to let go of. she may have her flaws but she always seems perfect. even in her flaws you will smile like a dork. Jossiney overall is the most amazing best friend.
guys. i swear my wife can be such a Jossiney.
Jossiney by 76anonymous76 June 30, 2019
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
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A:*gah*
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A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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Word of the Day on June 21, 2026