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The hottest mexican you can ever meet like god damn he's straight fire bae material. He might be seen as a player, but all he needs is a amazing girl to hold him down
Dang look at that josay looking fine over there.
josay by Hoooo May 15, 2015
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Beautiful woman with a big heart. Is fascinated with sharp objects. Comedian. Extremely smart and wise . Very strong in every way . Most likely to get away with murder .
Josalyn is a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
josalyn by Lauren Lee December 21, 2016
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Josaya • josay • joshy • josey • Josalynn • Josa • josalyn • johayna • Josafat • Joshy Woshy

Josey Humour 

a bizarre type of humour that roots from a TPOT camp named "BFTS". Some symptoms of Josey humour are:

1. Saying WTF way too much
2. Saying "lma" and "lmak" instead/with "lmao"
3. Stroke-like reactions to very weird jokes, usually replacing "WTF" with something like "WTAFYUIOAJULJIHNKML"
4. Mispelling of common words all the time
5. Big Chungus
"that's almost as big as BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!! WTYRFGYHDUIUGYSHJKL"
"o jeez i think uve got Josey Humour lma"
"lma"
Josey Humour by qKitti May 10, 2021
Joslyn is the most amazing best friend you can ever, ever, ever, have! She is reliable and as beautiful as a goddess. She is a loyal and funny friend to have. She has the most gorgeous brown eyes. Her smile is very attractive. Everyone loves Joslyn to bits. She is extremely intelligent and sexy (lol).
Me: Joslyn is my best friend.

Katie: NO! She is my best friend >:(

Random Guy: Joslyn is mine! Back off!!
Joslyn by Joslyn'sBestie May 14, 2017
combination of José and gay, thus making jogay.

term is applied to someone named josé who is a faggot
jogay by JimothyWilson January 31, 2010
Josalyn is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She’ll do anything for her friends and will love you forever
Damn, she must be a Josalyn
Josalyn by Hlp_dancer January 22, 2018
A smart and beautiful girl that will make you laugh everytime you are with her. She may look mean or serious but she's not, trust me. She will always make you laugh when she shows you memes or weird photos of her.
Bro Josabet is so short
Josabet by _ur.mom.is.with.me_ January 11, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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