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A very sexy and attractive man...he has beautiful eyes and he has a very very large penis and knows how to work dat dick...tappable...delicious...and freaky
"omg it's so big, you must be called Josanie”
josanie by Dark_Chocolate_ November 23, 2021
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She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).
Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.
Johanie by Wannah August 17, 2021
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Joanie- a super nice, athletic person. Who always makes sure everyone is happy. She is the opposite of selfish. Extremely supportive and caring. Usually blonde hair and super beautiful. And does anything for a friend. She doesn’t ever try to get attention. But be careful she is very competitive!! If you are lucky enough to meet one cherish all the time you can. She is probably the coolest person ever. And is basically perfect.
The only right name to anatheletic nice caring person is Joanie.
Joanie by Blahlaba December 29, 2017
He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.
I love jovanie!

Jovanie has a huge dick!

Have a great day jovanie!

Jovanie is sooo,funny!
Jovanie by Giowolfio January 7, 2019
A triple threat. Fat, ugly and stupid!
n.
What a JoJanie! She ordered a truck load of BOBs and fried chicken.

v.
Damn, I was so hungry I JoJanied my order: I got the entire left side of the menu.

Person 1: El Dorado is the coolest night club in town!

Person 2: Only is you want to find a bunch of JoJanie's.

Person1: Oh, snap!
JoJanie by Sofa Real December 12, 2011
This name (in various spellings) has been common among European royalty, being borne by ruling queens of Naples, Navarre and Castile. Another famous bearer was Joan of Arc, a patron saint of France (where she is known as Jeanne d'Arc), who defeated the English in the battle of Orléans. JosAnnes are known to kick ass and take names.
Wow - She's totally blowing away the competition, she's a real JosAnne.
JosAnne by otter_jr February 3, 2010

The Old Joanie Effort

When an individual knows that a certain task is, by all practical reasoning, impossible to complete, still makes a meagre attempt to complete said task out of pity or moral obligation.
Kory agrees to go to prom with Joanie to save her from going with a creepy kid named Stuart. Later that night, Joanie wants to put out but Kory knows he can't quite get it up. Still, he resigns to giving it the old Joanie effort.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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