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Johnothon 

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills
Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!
Johnothon by blskvn June 21, 2018

jonothesquid 

that one really cool guy who has a YouTube and is so fit
jonothesquid made new pog video!!!!
jonothesquid by jonoisfit March 1, 2021

Jonothan Gilmour 

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.
Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.
Jonothan Gilmour by halby duude July 13, 2004

Johnothan 

The most passionate man alive. He loves the hardest, cries the softest and touches the sweetest parts of your minds imagination. Johnothan will turn you gay with the way he looks at his cats and he has a huge weiner.
Is that guy single?? No, it's Johnothan.
Johnothan by RickGlass October 1, 2019

Dirty Jonothan 

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
Dirty Jonothan by Brosephene April 2, 2020

Jonothan 

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
Jonothan by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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