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Jonothan 

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
Jonothan by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

Jonothan 

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
Jonothan by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016

Jonothan 

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You thought the sentence would be an example of Jonothan, but it was me DIO
Jonothan by InternetMu’arakh January 3, 2023

Jonothan 

Caring, sweet, kind, all the good traits you want in a person his strong, tall and polite he has the best kind of good character totally loyal and very intelligent.
Jonothan is an amazing person
Jonothan by MLUA August 5, 2021

Jonothan Gilmour 

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.
Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.
Jonothan Gilmour by halby duude July 13, 2004

Dirty Jonothan 

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
Dirty Jonothan by Brosephene April 2, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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