Jorming

The action of being Jorma Kaukonen

That guitarist is really Jorming.

by Roxanna Bryce June 23, 2009

jörmungandr

alternately referred to as the Midgard Serpent or World Serpent. the Serpent from norse mythology big enough to reach around the world and bite it's own tail

Odin was eaten by jörmungandr

by Dr.Krogh April 24, 2008

jormungand

A serpent from ancient mythology. Jormungand was supposedly so long that it had no end. Hence, I named my penis after this facinating creature.

would you like to meet my jormungand?

by Alexander Pierce March 27, 2008

Jarming

The art of jarming is a skill only acquired by compulsive liars (Jarmies), even though you can tell that they are lying they still proceed to jarm.

Father: Did you step in ding dang didly doo?

Jarmy: Naw

Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.

Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck

Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*

by The Skitter Man December 27, 2019

jording

verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.

by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009

joming

A word to describe something exhilarating.

Widely used in the UK to describe sex.

she is so joming

by sam wellings December 4, 2020

Jorgings

When someone, usually a hipster, wears jorts over jeggings at the gym to give it that 'edge'.

That kid is so hipster he's wearing jorgings at the gym today.

by Dr Purrington January 6, 2012