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The action of being Jorma Kaukonen
That guitarist is really Jorming.
Jorming by Roxanna Bryce June 23, 2009
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jörmungandr 

alternately referred to as the Midgard Serpent or World Serpent. the Serpent from norse mythology big enough to reach around the world and bite it's own tail
Odin was eaten by jörmungandr
jörmungandr by Dr.Krogh April 24, 2008
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jormungand 

A serpent from ancient mythology. Jormungand was supposedly so long that it had no end. Hence, I named my penis after this facinating creature.
would you like to meet my jormungand?
jormungand by Alexander Pierce March 27, 2008
The art of jarming is a skill only acquired by compulsive liars (Jarmies), even though you can tell that they are lying they still proceed to jarm.
Father: Did you step in ding dang didly doo?

Jarmy: Naw

Father: I can clearly see the dog water on the bottom of your shoe.

Jarmy: No there isn't that's muck

Jarmy*Jarming, knowing well and truly that he stood in dog shit*
Jarming by The Skitter Man December 27, 2019
verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.
Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.
jording by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009
A word to describe something exhilarating.

Widely used in the UK to describe sex.
she is so joming
joming by sam wellings December 4, 2020

Jorgings 

When someone, usually a hipster, wears jorts over jeggings at the gym to give it that 'edge'.
That kid is so hipster he's wearing jorgings at the gym today.
Jorgings by Dr Purrington January 6, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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