jorkest
A super hero that turns into a nasty fat purple blob with diabetics and high blood pressure when he get angry.
jorkest by Trichophora January 11, 2014
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Jokestar
(n) A person who is known for making funny jokes and wise cracks on a consistent basis. Often times there jokes may be inappropriate and often times take jokes to far.
Jokestar by Steele Phil June 20, 2011
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jorkest • Jokester • jokestache • Jokestar • jokestar.ig • Jokesterbate • Jokesterbation • Jokestergram • Jokesting • Jokestr
Jokester
(n.) Someone who loves a good laugh and never knows when to stop making them. They always seem to have a joke for every situation, though not always appropriate.
Jim was the life of the party, a real jokester, it was all fun and games with him until he was kicked out for making a joke about the host's girlfriend's body shape.
Jokesterbate
Jokesterbate: To laugh at ones own joke, to be the only one to laugh at ones own joke. To look like a complete nerd and or tool by laughing at ones own joke.
"Wow you just jokesterbated all over yourself"
"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"
"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"
"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"
"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"
"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"
"Do you enjoy jokesterbating?"
"Did you really have to jokesterbate in front of my mom?"
"Why don't you just go ahead and jokesterbate and i'll continue to drink my beer"
"Quit Jokesterbating and pass the joint"
"That joke was terrible, you got your jokesterbate jizz all over me"
Jokesterbate by Robert Rogue April 19, 2010
Jokestr
1. A Jester from a world far into the future, after a half-apocalyptic accident, in a world where superfuturistic and medieval style civilizations collide.
2. A P.I.M.P. with the most uber friends ever such as GS, and Tioma
3. A bipolar bastard
4. A Sprite Comic artist from SK&F
2. A P.I.M.P. with the most uber friends ever such as GS, and Tioma
3. A bipolar bastard
4. A Sprite Comic artist from SK&F
Jokester
Jokester by Cock grabber May 11, 2021
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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