jarion
Young nigga that gets money and hate opinions. Almost as much as he hates cleaning blood off his timbs
jarion by YoungGod347 December 20, 2016
Jargon Jocker
A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!
Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
Jargon Jocker by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
Apple Jargon
Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)
Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
Apple Jargon by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
Jaron
Someone who can make you feel as if nothing else matters. Their laugh is the most beautiful thing you have ever heard. You get flutters in your tummy and your heart skips a beat. They make every bad nightmare disappear, they make you realize how beautiful you truly are. A man who can turn your world upside down in the best possible way. The best thing to ever happen to you.
Jaron by wittlewion June 17, 2014