A nickname for the for 6x champion and hall of famer Michael Jordan.He receives this name because he is 1-9 in the playoffs without Scottie Pippen(his dad).Scottie led in every statistical category other than points.JorBitch will never be on LeGoats level
Jordta is known as the maddest cunt from Mackay Queensland. He has the maddest dance moves and the maddest hands. He’s such a fucking legend and hated cyclist. Yes only downside is that he is friends with Ben
When you see somebody you think is cute, leading you to pull his pants down in 7-11 for Alice to see his little hotdog! Typically without underpants and likes Alice’s fupa
Connor - “Let’s gopants jortard so his hotdog flops out!”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.