A nickname for the for 6x champion and hall of famer Michael Jordan.He receives this name because he is 1-9 in the playoffs without Scottie Pippen(his dad).Scottie led in every statistical category other than points.JorBitch will never be on LeGoats level
Jordta is known as the maddest cunt from Mackay Queensland. He has the maddest dance moves and the maddest hands. He’s such a fucking legend and hated cyclist. Yes only downside is that he is friends with Ben
When you see somebody you think is cute, leading you to pull his pants down in 7-11 for Alice to see his little hotdog! Typically without underpants and likes Alice’s fupa
Connor - “Let’s go pants jortard so his hotdog flops out!”
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.