Jortard
When you see somebody you think is cute, leading you to pull his pants down in 7-11 for Alice to see his little hotdog! Typically without underpants and likes Alice’s fupa
Jortard by YummyPoops800 June 3, 2024
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JoTard
Person 1: My mum died yesterday...
Person 2: LMAO IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?! BURH BRUH BRUH
Person 1: Oh no, you're a Jotard
Person 2: LMAO IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?! BURH BRUH BRUH
Person 1: Oh no, you're a Jotard
JoTard by cornguyyes December 9, 2019
Jotard
Adjective-
A Jotard is a person who is obsessed with the Japanese TV Series (or commonly known as an anime), JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken, also known as ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''. They are often found overusing poses, phrases and memes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There are 2 major scales of this case and Jotards can be annoying with the phrase, ''Is that a JoJo reference?'' There is also another rare scenario where a may evolve from Severe to EXTREMELY SEVERE, and if this ever occurs call a doctor straight away because God knows what misfortune you may have come across.
A Jotard is a person who is obsessed with the Japanese TV Series (or commonly known as an anime), JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken, also known as ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''. They are often found overusing poses, phrases and memes from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. There are 2 major scales of this case and Jotards can be annoying with the phrase, ''Is that a JoJo reference?'' There is also another rare scenario where a may evolve from Severe to EXTREMELY SEVERE, and if this ever occurs call a doctor straight away because God knows what misfortune you may have come across.
CASE #1: Mild Jotard
Person A: *Is posing for a competition*
Person B: Isn't that a JoJo reference?
CASE #2: Severe Jotard
Person A: *Walks*
Person B: Ho? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
CASE #3: EXTREMELY SEVERE JOTARD CALL THE AMBULANCE
Person A: *Breathes*
Person B: OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?
Person A: *Is posing for a competition*
Person B: Isn't that a JoJo reference?
CASE #2: Severe Jotard
Person A: *Walks*
Person B: Ho? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
CASE #3: EXTREMELY SEVERE JOTARD CALL THE AMBULANCE
Person A: *Breathes*
Person B: OMG IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?
Jotard by Just a Joetard November 10, 2021
Jotard
A Noun. A Jotard is someone who is obsessed with the show Japanese Manga and Anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. They Can often be seen making poses from many iconic scenes in the show. You might also hear the unintelligibly spouting nonsense such as "Muda Muda" or "Ora Ora."
Son: "Hey Mommy why is that man making funny poses over there?"
Mom: "Don't make eye contact with him sweety, he might be one of those Jotards."
Mom: "Don't make eye contact with him sweety, he might be one of those Jotards."
Jotard by JotardJones December 9, 2020
JoeTard
A liberal who voted for joe biden. Not realizing that if you support joe biden. You support his actions past and present. Labeling yourself as a racist , classist , dishonest , pedophile .
Linda : “ Katie I have bad news... my husband voted for joe biden!”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.
Linda: “what a joetard.”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.
Linda: “what a joetard.”.
JoeTard by Bromite123 November 25, 2020
Joetard
1. (n) an extremely retarded person.
2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.
3. anyone from Quincy, IL.
2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.
3. anyone from Quincy, IL.
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