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"They broke into my house and took my computer, now I'm
really Jooxt!"
"If my old lady finds out, I'm Jooxt"
"My car won't run, it's all Jooxtified!"
"Dude your gonna get Jooxt if you don't hurry up!"
Jooxt by Jivetech December 10, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
alternate spelling of juxt. it means to jack, or rob someone.
"We got jooxt man, they ran up in the house, joints in our face, and said run it."
jooxt by supa voss February 21, 2023
Related Words
Jooxt Joost joot Jooty joosted jooter Joont Joostapfel Joosting Joost Klein
What people call Jotaro from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures for some reason
Person 1: Who’s your favorite JoJo?
Person 2: Joot Is definitely the most badass JoJo which proves he’s the best JoJo.
Joot by Slick_One81 September 9, 2020
A jootsie is an Aussie slang term for a vagina.
I just ate nandos and it felt like someone rubbed a jalapeño on my jootsie
Jootsie by Gwizxrd May 26, 2021

Joot Rod 

A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.

A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.

That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?

He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
Joot Rod by yeaisaidthat4 June 30, 2011

jooty booty 

Jooty: Juggs(Tits)
Booty: Butt
Jooty Booty: Hot Body, Kickin Body
1. "That bitch has some jooty booty"
2. "Yo Son, let's go to the party over PJ's."
"Is there vagority of jooty booties?"
"Word son, it's PJ's party. There are bunch of GP's(Guaranteed pussy)"
jooty booty by HK Turbo April 29, 2008
A “joonti” is classified as a roast beef looking moot. Otherwise known as the female genitalia. A “joonti” can also be described as a juntu McMuntu depending on the tribal of the individual in question.
“Bro did you see that chick last night! She had the fattest joonti on her tg my boy. Ate it like some roast beef
joonti by #trotsznboyz July 16, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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