samsonite's definitions

uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

by samsonite July 20, 2003

jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".

<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.

by samsonite December 24, 2003