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JONZA
A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
Jonezin
Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
Jonzzsexual
A person who follows jonzzwrld on social media, enjoys his content and is sexually attracted to him.
Jonzzsexual by Caseclosed69 May 1, 2021
Jonzo
A smug Canadian who resents America for being an actual country. This type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of Canada. This insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant American culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing.
The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.
Jonzo by Sammy Davis III January 1, 2007
Jonus Bonus
An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.
Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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