jonnern

Jonnern AKA Hallabrokaskjer AKA Syge i håve AKA Jonathan Gåre AKA Jonathangaree(on tiktok)

girl 1- OMG Jonnern is looking so fine today, he could totally rail me at lunchtime today
girl 2- Bruh are you serious? today? He is always looking fine and could also rail me any time
boy - "damn I really wish I would be like Jonnern"

by jonnern September 5, 2022

Jönnenator

Jönnenator is someone who is easily triggered and can flip in one second. Sort of like a more immature and less ripped terminator.

Augustus: ''Did you see that crazy dude smash his keyboard on his cat?''
Me: ''Yeah, he's Jönnenator''

by !GODLEX! August 29, 2017

Jonner

A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.

Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.

by Fucboy133 December 7, 2017

b-jonner

ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.

"Have a look at the b-jonner on that one!"

by Mr. E. January 8, 2005

Jonnering

to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process

look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic

by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019

jonnerica

Are very unique and kind.you don’t see many of them often but when you do hold on to her because she’s the most beautiful girl with the most amazing styles looks and dances.

Get you a jonnerica she’unique hold on to her forever.

by ~mya December 11, 2020

jonnerica

Are very unique and kind.you don’t see many of them often but when you do hold on to her because she’s the most beautiful girl with the most amazing styles looks and dances.

Get you a jonnerica she’unique hold on to her forever.

by ~mya December 11, 2020