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Jonnern AKA Hallabrokaskjer AKA Syge i håve AKA Jonathan Gåre AKA Jonathangaree(on tiktok)
girl 1- OMG Jonnern is looking so fine today, he could totally rail me at lunchtime today
girl 2- Bruh are you serious? today? He is always looking fine and could also rail me any time
boy - "damn I really wish I would be like Jonnern"
jonnern by jonnern September 5, 2022
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Jönnenator

Jönnenator is someone who is easily triggered and can flip in one second. Sort of like a more immature and less ripped terminator.
Augustus: ''Did you see that crazy dude smash his keyboard on his cat?''
Me: ''Yeah, he's Jönnenator''
Jönnenator by !GODLEX! August 29, 2017
A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.
Jonner by Fucboy133 December 7, 2017
ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.
"Have a look at the b-jonner on that one!"
b-jonner by Mr. E. January 8, 2005
to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process
look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic
Jonnering by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019
Are very unique and kind.you don’t see many of them often but when you do hold on to her because she’s the most beautiful girl with the most amazing styles looks and dances.
Get you a jonnerica she’unique hold on to her forever.
jonnerica by ~mya December 11, 2020
Are very unique and kind.you don’t see many of them often but when you do hold on to her because she’s the most beautiful girl with the most amazing styles looks and dances.
Get you a jonnerica she’unique hold on to her forever.
jonnerica by ~mya December 11, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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