Jonner

A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.

Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.

by Fucboy133 December 7, 2017

Jonner bonner

He’s the coolest guy you will meet he has a generous amount of dick and he pipes thots for fun.

Her: omg jonner bonner makes my pussy wet

Other her: omg you talk to jonner bonner too?
Her: yes do you?
Other her: yes, we should suck him dry
Her: yes!

by Jonas bonas November 21, 2021

b-jonner

ANATOMY: in female mammals, the passage leading from the vulva to the cervix; vagina. Synonyms: cunt, poon-trap, tightlips, poo-see, poonani.

"Have a look at the b-jonner on that one!"

by Mr. E. January 8, 2005

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

by lord of hell June 18, 2010

hot jenner

When a pre op male to female transsexual, who must have breasts, squats over a waiting partner with a full stomach. As the partner inserts a butt plug into the transsexual partner, that partner begins to masturbate and simultaneously play with her breasts. When climax Is reached on the partners face, either partner removes the butt plug causing an evacuation of the bowels onto a waiting chest (like a Cleveland steamer).

Ronald went to Thailand hoping to find a pre op transsexual willing to perform a hot jenner.

by yeoux mah mah August 24, 2016

owen joyner

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.

Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner

by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021