Jonks

A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.

Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.

by zzabc February 6, 2010

Jonks

Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama

"You're Beautiful"
"JONKS!"

by nSama March 30, 2010

jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked June 1, 2018

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

devil's jockstrap

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

jughead jones

Literally the hottest person ever, has a sad past, and underrated.

"Idk just he's from riverdale, Jughead jones."

by Camtheswag May 24, 2017