jonx

A colloquial Washington DC Metro Area word meaning a random object, event or the male genitalia.

Derived from the universal word 'joint' which is commonly used in NYC and Tri-state area.

Word also used in Philadelpia Metro area as (jons)

"Are you gonna rock that Versace jonx at the Ibex club tonight?"

"You still got that Vanilla Dutch dude? Den roll that jonx up already."

"Did you peep the 'Skins game last night? That jonx was vicious yeong!"

"After she beasted my jonx last night, I kicked that ho out of the cribbo."

by Dolemite Jenkins June 13, 2007

jonx

i.)A word that means evrything but at the same time nothing
ii.)A pesons personal posessions

i.)that girl is jonx!
ii.) tke your grinmy hand off my jonx

by krizzy February 21, 2003

jonx

One's manlihood. See also jonks.

"My man has cartoonishly huge jonx."

by EJ February 16, 2004

jonx

same as jonks.

"My boyfriend has ginormous circusfreak like jonx."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

Jonx

Somebody who is mentaly or physically challenged.

Pronunciation: Yonks

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Dave: Oh my god that guy just fell out of his wheelchair!

Pete: Ha, what a jonx!

by MakingTastyCakes July 18, 2009

JONX

JONX : noun;adj;and verb

pronunciation : like it looks but must be spoken with aggression

anything related to loveless; in a positive format
(also a suitable nickname for the lead singer aka JONX carpark)

ex : im just gonna go JONX that new loveless song

DAMN DUDE THIS NEW LOVELESS TOTALLY JONXES

new loveless merch? lemme jonx on over to the web and get some

START A JONX PIT AT THE LOVELESS SHOW

yo that dude JONX compartment from the band loveless has some PIPES

by _morgab_leanne_ June 28, 2024

Jonx

The act of a major jinx inside a chatroom.

She just pulled a jonx bro!

by Myst_X August 2, 2018