jonx

A colloquial Washington DC Metro Area word meaning a random object, event or the male genitalia.

Derived from the universal word 'joint' which is commonly used in NYC and Tri-state area.

Word also used in Philadelpia Metro area as (jons)

"Are you gonna rock that Versace jonx at the Ibex club tonight?"

"You still got that Vanilla Dutch dude? Den roll that jonx up already."

"Did you peep the 'Skins game last night? That jonx was vicious yeong!"

"After she beasted my jonx last night, I kicked that ho out of the cribbo."

by Dolemite Jenkins June 13, 2007

jonx

i.)A word that means evrything but at the same time nothing
ii.)A pesons personal posessions

i.)that girl is jonx!
ii.) tke your grinmy hand off my jonx

by krizzy February 21, 2003

jonx

One's manlihood. See also jonks.

"My man has cartoonishly huge jonx."

by EJ February 16, 2004

jonx

same as jonks.

"My boyfriend has ginormous circusfreak like jonx."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

Jonx

Somebody who is mentaly or physically challenged.

Pronunciation: Yonks

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Dave: Oh my god that guy just fell out of his wheelchair!

Pete: Ha, what a jonx!

by MakingTastyCakes July 18, 2009

Jonx

A person that can not do anything properly so they are called a Jonx by other people due to how incorrectly they do things.

Oh my god Yairah is such a Jonx.

by Jonx Toppa October 8, 2019

jonxed

To get verbally owned.

"Dude I jonxed Ryal hardcore in Ventrilo yesterday and I was put in Hyde's Buttsex Bungalo mid-ownage."

by Exiled September 3, 2005