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Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama
by nSama March 28, 2010
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A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.
Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.
by zzabc February 05, 2010
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Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene
Looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can't stand that fagget-jonk!
by Quranic September 01, 2008
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Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.
Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!
by Insulin March 13, 2005
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Its having a wank and a jobbie at the same time. Its very hard to do - I tried once and failed....
Man - he really is teasing out a jonk.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like
OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk
by rosie/mica July 01, 2006
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