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Jonida is a beautiful as a matter a fact shes a gorgeous girl everybody litterally everyone is jelous of she gets all the boys she has a perfect body when she walks in a room everyones vibes go from good to amazing when she laughs its so contagious that everyone gets it her long brunnet hair is litterally like fabulous its so silky and shiny. She is just so perfect there is no word to describe how amazing she is !!!
" Damn john do you see that gorgeous girl"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
jonida by Onetreehillfan July 24, 2017
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People,mostly girls,named Jonida are often very ambitious and have a powerful character.Her benefits are envied by many people but she is never really stastified and is so ambitious that she sometimes forget herself,but never that ambitious that she lives seriouly on her own.She needs family and friends as much as she needs work for her brain.Jonidas try to impress with their outward appearance but have to learn that their character alone is a masterpiece and beautiful enough.You can trust jonidas without any kind of doubt because of her empathic abilities and her loyalty.you can laugh with her until youre crying.Jonida in one sentence : a beautiful person with so much love and power you like to be surrouned by bc you can learn so much of her and have so much fun at the same time
A: wanna hang out at the weekend together
Jonida: sorry ,still so much to learn
Jonida by pacific1001 January 3, 2017
Jonila has an unhealthy obsession with toads, frogs and rats. She is incredibly creative and a really talented artist, if she trys to deny it just know she is lying. She is shy when you first talk to her but when she warms up to you she is the purist most wholesome human ever. She is the second most adorable living thing, the first most adorable thing is her cat which can never be beaten on the adorable living things tier list. She’s a bit of a weeb but a cool one. If you find one in the wild make sure to treasure her, Jonila's are very rare to come by.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list
She is one of the most gorgeous lady around! With a kind and sweet heart. She could capture you in her beauty. She is the perfect example of 'Beauty with Brains'
Jason: "Isn't she Very pretty?"
Anika: "Obviously, she is Jenilda!"
jenilda by Vampire_Hunt March 12, 2015
Jonila means "Gift of God" in the ancient albanian language and is an over 3000 years old name. She is fierce, stubborn and succedes in everything she touches. Everytime she enters a room she fills it with her big energy. That's why many people hate her: she's a powefull, beautiful and intelligent goddess and many people envy her. Only a few people can handle her big balls attitude. That's why she attracts many. She only has a few real friends tho because she likes to keep her circle small.
She has built many walls around her and only a few people can reach her soft and vulnerable core. So if you know a Jonila and you've ever seen her vulnerable side: feel blessed because you were chosen by the goddess herself.
Jonilas are very rare to find. She's the Beyonce in her friendsgroup.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You will feel blessed if you know one, because then you've been chosen by the goddess herself!
Jonila by erykahzahra November 21, 2021
A beautiful, unique, funny, girl who is kind hearted and sweet. Junildas are very rare, so if a guy happens to get one, don't let her go!
Guy: "Guess what?! I got a Junilda!"
Friend: "Lucky! Better not let her go!"
Junilda by minnesotarulz! October 21, 2011
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