jonesify

adj. a great all around baseball player who sports a mustache
(in reference to Cleon Jones, World Series Champion Met and All-Star in 1969)
(jawn-zee-fee)

Darryl Strawberry was a jonesify back in the 80's much like Carlos Beltran is today

by Trinidad R May 22, 2008

jonasify

to make something more relative to the Jonas Brothers Band (Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas); To decorate your bed room with Jonas Brothers posters and memorabilia.

"To win the contest for Jonas Brothers concert tickets, we were asked to jonasify our rooms."

by _*Tessa*_ February 17, 2008

jonesif

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends

I feel bad for him he's a jonesif

by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016

Jonesified

To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.

Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.

by Geoffrey September 15, 2004