jonck
jonck by rysauce and sdawg December 2, 2009
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jonck • jonckheer • Quinten Jonckheere • jock • jock strap • jockey • jocker • jock itch • jocke • jockass
Jockism
A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.
It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.
you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?
sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.
Jockism by En frälsare February 3, 2021
Broadcast Jockey
Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.
Broadcast Jockey by realmsofmen August 14, 2016
Jockland
Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.
It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
jock up
jock up by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011
Curb jockey
Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014
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