Jockass

A jock that misleads one of his fans that he is an open-minded athlete, then turns on his fan in a very ugly fashion, dropping the facade at the worst possible time to prove he stayed true to being a typical meatheaded jock, thus tarnishing the fan's impression of the athlete, causing damage to self-esteem.

The fan thought he was diverse and open-minded athlete that was mature beyond his years Then the truth reared its ugly head; the big guy the fan considered a caring brother figure turned out to be the most shallow jockass known to man, and crushed the fan's spirit once he heard the rumors spread by the douchebag.

by SpurnedShark January 2, 2010

jockass

A jock who is also an ass.

Captain of the ______ team, AND a manwhore? What a jockass!

by UDaVoid September 22, 2007

Jockass

Someone who is a school jock and is a jerk, hateful, or disrespects another person

Hey Jockass stop whipping the men with a towel in the locker room

by Smchammer December 13, 2020

Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly

Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene

by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021

jackasshammer

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.

Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!

by Telephony July 28, 2012

jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

by Devin84 October 15, 2007

Reverse jackass

Where you sit on slags face and she back hand jacks you off and licks your arse hole

Mate I got a reverse jackass off a slag last night

by Glennb March 4, 2020