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A hellspawn that literally looks like a dried moist old thumb with glasses if you ever come across a jomont run and sanitize your entire body because he is a very disgusting sticky roblox lego man creature. If you have a crush on jomont you have serious mental issues and if you feel bad for him don't xd
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A “joonti” is classified as a roast beef looking moot. Otherwise known as the female genitalia. A “joonti” can also be described as a juntu McMuntu depending on the tribal of the individual in question.
“Bro did you see that chick last night! She had the fattest joonti on her tg my boy. Ate it like some roast beef
joonti by #trotsznboyz July 16, 2021
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Jamonte' 

A swagged out individual; With Confidence, Charisma, Intelligence, and Maturity. Doesn't care much about what people think. Does their own thing.
Jamonte' is an eyecatcher.
Jamonte' by Urban Dictionarer November 19, 2011
Background : The word Jomonteer was developed by a nonprofit organization in Nigeria, Volunteer Better.

It was coined from the phrase, 'Jack of all trades, master of none' and the word 'Volunteer'

A Jomonteer is a volunteer who volunteers for any and every volunteering opportunity without considering it's alignment with his or her goals.
Jomonteer - Noun

Have you considered if that opportunity aligns with your goals? don't be a Jomonteer!
JOMONTEER by Volunteer Better July 10, 2021
Jovonte is a usually a light skinned name. Always lights up the room with his smile but can always darken a room with his frown. Jovonte is unlike any man he we’ll never lie,never cheat,never hid anything from you even if he knows it might get you. This is a rare breed of men to find if you find a Jovonte you now your in for an adventure.
Jovonte well always tell you truth even if he knows it’ll hurt.
Jovonte by Tyrone nickel May 24, 2018

jamontay 

An Awesome kind person. Handsome in many ways can fight and can be dirty. Jamontay is a boy name and is straight. Jamontay is also an athlete mostly more at all American football.
The cutest boy ever is Jamontay
jamontay by Black names February 17, 2019
Jomon is the nice handsome person who is optimistic even in failures. He lives simple and happy life in a village. He always care about good people. He can forgive people who treat him bad and he always face every bad things with his born charming smile.
Do things in Jomon's way. You will be happy ever!
Jomon by chicaim February 3, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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