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A hellspawn that literally looks like a dried moist old thumb with glasses if you ever come across a jomont run and sanitize your entire body because he is a very disgusting sticky roblox lego man creature. If you have a crush on jomont you have serious mental issues and if you feel bad for him don't xd
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A “joonti” is classified as a roast beef looking moot. Otherwise known as the female genitalia. A “joonti” can also be described as a juntu McMuntu depending on the tribal of the individual in question.
“Bro did you see that chick last night! She had the fattest joonti on her tg my boy. Ate it like some roast beef
joonti by #trotsznboyz July 16, 2021
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Jamonte' 

A swagged out individual; With Confidence, Charisma, Intelligence, and Maturity. Doesn't care much about what people think. Does their own thing.
Jamonte' is an eyecatcher.
Jamonte' by Urban Dictionarer November 19, 2011
Background : The word Jomonteer was developed by a nonprofit organization in Nigeria, Volunteer Better.

It was coined from the phrase, 'Jack of all trades, master of none' and the word 'Volunteer'

A Jomonteer is a volunteer who volunteers for any and every volunteering opportunity without considering it's alignment with his or her goals.
Jomonteer - Noun

Have you considered if that opportunity aligns with your goals? don't be a Jomonteer!
JOMONTEER by Volunteer Better July 10, 2021
Jovonte is a usually a light skinned name. Always lights up the room with his smile but can always darken a room with his frown. Jovonte is unlike any man he we’ll never lie,never cheat,never hid anything from you even if he knows it might get you. This is a rare breed of men to find if you find a Jovonte you now your in for an adventure.
Jovonte well always tell you truth even if he knows it’ll hurt.
Jovonte by Tyrone nickel May 24, 2018

jamontay 

An Awesome kind person. Handsome in many ways can fight and can be dirty. Jamontay is a boy name and is straight. Jamontay is also an athlete mostly more at all American football.
The cutest boy ever is Jamontay
jamontay by Black names February 17, 2019
Jomon is the nice handsome person who is optimistic even in failures. He lives simple and happy life in a village. He always care about good people. He can forgive people who treat him bad and he always face every bad things with his born charming smile.
Do things in Jomon's way. You will be happy ever!
Jomon by chicaim February 3, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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