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Joyonto is a giga chad
Joyonto wanna hop on Apex legends
Joyonto by ofnwoefinwofnoweifn February 9, 2022
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:smirk: Joyonto
Joyonto by ofnwoefinwofnoweifn February 9, 2022
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a great guy who is handsome and is sexy and cool he is not a fortnite kid ad has a big pp
omg joyonto is the best
joyonto by not joyonto February 15, 2022
An type of tree of the Benagli species. The Angleom-rumde Benagli, also known as JoyOnTree, are trees that have been nurtured with Ancient Magicks. The Joyontree first originated from India. They have branches which spread out into a display of bright colours and

There are currently only two Joyontrees left, and these are situated in India and Australia. Little is known about Joyontrees apart from the leaves of the Joyontree, which have been confirmed to release a type of poison which seeps to the bones so that the person(s) that make contact with the leaf will be 'midget' until a cure has been found.
A: Hey, what did you choose to do your project on? ;D
B: Oh, I chose the Joyontree! It's a fascinating little thing! (:
Joyontree by SPAZK!Nz February 3, 2013
A gorgeous species of tree that is found in warm locations like Sydney, Australia. Originally, Joyontrees were the most common tree found in New Zealand, however they all were shipped to Australia with the First Fleet. Joyontrees are extremly rare now and threatened by deforestation. One Joyontree is in captivity in the suburb of Hornsby, Sydney. Tourists from all over the world to come and capture a rare snaphshot of the Joyontree growing in the lush grass that Australia is so proud of. Captain Cook in his journal, 1770 when he arrived on the coast of Australia, that the Benaglius Fernicius Tractii, which is the scientific name of the Joyontree, was one of the most beautiful trees he had ever seen. The beautiful dark brown leaves of the Benaglius Fernicus Tractii are simply a work of art. The sloping skinny short trunk is very elegant in structure, and hence admired by all people alike. Joyontree have evolved to have very short heights in order to quickly camoflague from tree bulldozers and savage animals. The are very flexible when under danger and stress. The most distinct feature of the Benaglius Fernicus Tactii is that the tree is always visible with a wide gaping hole that directs in the beautiful azure sky.
Teacher: Girls, what type of tree is this?
Students: Its the Joyontree, scientifically referred to as Benaglius Fernicus Tactii. It looks so pretty :)
Teacher: The leaves are a work of art
joyontree by jackson312 February 6, 2013
Joyanta is a very kind guy who is always there for you in need. He makes everyone smile and has such a good sense of humor. He can be such a good friend to you. He is friendly and always positive. Always keep a smile on his face and doesn't express their sorrows easily.
Girl 1: I am so bored.

Girl 2 : If you had a Joyanto in your life you wouldn't be so bored.
Joyanto by aesthetic.hooman November 23, 2021

Jobontoligist 

Someone with lots and lots of jobs and can do literally and absolutely everything
That girl is a jobontoligist.
Jobontoligist by Pepperoni head September 12, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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