Jomma

A man of God who gets all the bitches in the whole world. Also is a total hunk.

WOW did you see Jomma? He's a total HUNK and sex machine

by TNAUK May 3, 2022

jomma

A dique who loves men and children

Keep jomma away from the children

by T nail May 3, 2022

joemalia

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

Jomar

Jomar is a person who isn't afraid too express how they feel. Often very sexy, independent, flirty, and down too earth until you get on their bad side. Jomar is someone who loves unconditionally for someone he really cares about. he goes out his way too listen too others personal issues too give out advice from his own personal past experiences. Jomar often has a different kind of mindset that you couldn't mind anywhere else. Jomar's maturity level is often shown threw the words he speaks and his actions come too show. Jomar fights for what/who he wants and won't stop until he gets it, he doesn't give up easy, he will wait a thousand years for someone he truly sees himself with. May have a bit of attitude or maybe ALOT with some anger issues because of his past but he always seems too find the positive side of things.

I find Jomar too be very intelligent.

Jomar is someone I'd look for in a person because he can be there for me emotionally, physically, financially, and care for me no matter what.

by Nashh May 8, 2017

Jomarie

A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.

I wish I had my Jomarie back.

We need more Jomarie's in this cold, fucked up world.

What would I do without my Jomarie?

by TRUTHbeTOLD July 29, 2012

Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

Jemma

Jemma is all about being real, she will tell you to your face if she doesn’t like you, She is the kind of person who will change your life when you meet her, but only if she chooses to.

Jemma is a very creative person who contemplates everything and thinks a lot.

If you get on her bad side she will make your life hell.

Jemma has the most beautiful smile, the whole world lights up when shes happy, she makes living easier and cares about important people in her life, she makes you feel safe and gives you motivation in your life. Jemma's complexity will leave you dumb if you dont know her.

She has a soul that will burn you if you are not used to its touch.
Everything Jemma says will full your spirit like the best food ever. Jemma is a rare name used for a very special soul. One who doesn’t leave your mind in a hurry. Jemma has lots of features that capture your heart , her eyes are green gold and her smile makes you really happy, Jemma is a girl whos loud but quite and strong and sensitive who makes time for the people she cares about, she can look after herself really well, shes super nice but will destroy you if she dont like you. Jemma is someone everyone is happy to be around , If you get annoyed by Jemma you just dont know Jemma, for the people she cares about Jemma is the best person ever. Shes a loving girl thats perfect in every way and gives your whole world a reason to carry on.

A Jemma will make or break you.

A Jemma a day keeps the soul at bay.

Jemma is life.

Jemma makes me smile, for quite a while.

by OceanWoosh September 25, 2018