jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011

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Dirty, scurvy rich drunken pirate sex in the butt...Arrrrrg! Because butt sex is for pirates.

Arrrrrg me maties, I had a bit too much of the Captain (Morgan) in me last night, and then the Captain (NOT Morgan!) pulled a Jolly Rodger on me in me drunken slumber and now I got a little more of the Captain in me, Arrrrg is me cornhole sore, I say mutiny!

by Captain Jack Sparrow March 7, 2005

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Jolly Rodger

Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)

"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."

by $L @PNuTZ August 17, 2015

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1.Where one or more males go to the toilet to have a pleasurable urinate involving conversations about birds, a form of male bonding.
2. A pirate flag consisting of a skull and cross bones.

1.I need a Jolly Rodger, anyothers?
2. Gyarrr Jim Lad, fly Rodge fer me navy boys. Gyarrgh

by jack graham couldn't find a free name, so he used this instead July 26, 2006

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