jolly rod
I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?
No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.
No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.
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Jolly Rodger
Arrrrrg me maties, I had a bit too much of the Captain (Morgan) in me last night, and then the Captain (NOT Morgan!) pulled a Jolly Rodger on me in me drunken slumber and now I got a little more of the Captain in me, Arrrrg is me cornhole sore, I say mutiny!
Jolly Rodger by Captain Jack Sparrow March 7, 2005
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Jolly Rodger
Cumming in your lady-friend's open eyeball whilst delivering a solid kick to her shin. Resulting in her hopping around on one foot (peg-legged), whilst moaning "Arrgg", hopefully in a decent pirate imitation. (Parrot optional, Hook not recommended for novices.)
"After plundering the precious Booty of lowly wench Stephanie, I delivered the coup de grace with a perfectly executed Jolly Rodger." " I believe I owe that Hookerface a parrot."
Jolly Rodger by $L @PNuTZ August 17, 2015
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"We went back to Stacy's after the movie, and she gave me a Jolly Rodger. I made a mess all over her face!"
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