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An underwear brand, most popular in Australia. Most Australians wear this brand of underwear, the classics being briefs and popular funky ones being Boxer-Briefs.
John: Oh man! Just got these new bonds!
James: Wow, what funky colours. Thank God for Bonds!
Bonds by JMacMac August 3, 2011
Words you can keep
Someone that has the last name of, bonds yet there not related to him at all. There whole life they hear Sh*tty jokes about James Bond, yet there last name is bonds.
Everyone: "Hey james hows it going?"
Bonds: "Shut the f*ck up. Im tired of these sh*tty jokes, if someone says one more "JAMES BOND" Joke I'm gonna kill myself."

End of example.
Bonds by coconot13 July 4, 2017
treasury bonds, corporate bonds american paper that urbanites would never buy under 40.
stocks , bonds , fed paper, CD's, options.
Man don't talk bonds to me. Just 3,000,000 Big Mac bugers with cheese now your talkin..
bonds by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006

Bonds'er 

The Home-run Bat in Smash Bros Melee. Named after Barry Bonds because if you get hit you're goin out of the park.
1. "I got the Bonds'er! You're done son you're fuckin done"
2. "You just got Bonds'ed, shameful."
Bonds'er by Hank Hoegarth February 10, 2008

Emo bonds 

To have extreme and undying love for someone. You love this person so flipping much you two just have some sort of insane bond that could cause an atomic bomb. Its pretty hardcore.
Deng alex and david's emo bonds are like out of this world yo.
Emo bonds by Vee Gina January 16, 2009

Diversify Your Bonds

A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA

"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"

Barry Bonds yo black ass 

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.
Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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