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jokeboat 

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).
"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
jokeboat by Duncan October 6, 2004
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Jokebomb 

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.
Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"
Jokebomb by BadBeast December 4, 2009
you are a joeboy. and you will continue to be untill you can tell me my IP from there.
joeboy by Animus October 13, 2004
Nice matured Guy, who loves playing the instruments and loves his family . He would do anything for his love one. Not one to mess with . Serious guy and doesn’t wants to go out
Joveboy lets go out?”
No thanks im very busy spending time with my girlfriend and coc
Joveboy by Synthia June 9, 2020

jakeboysvideos 

The fucken water mark is on every single one of their fucken vids. Fucken jakeboys and their “jakeboysvideos” water mark
n. 1. The only boy who knows how to hold your hand.
2. Makes your stomach turn with butterflies.
3. The realize why you're smiling right now.
4. A name that comes out when the alcohol goes down.
Awww Jakeboy, you're the greatest person in the world. I've spent forever to feel this way, and I can't believe you feel it too.
jakeboy by kickoutthejams January 5, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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