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joke bomb 

It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.

It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.

AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.

Audience: Laughs.

You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
joke bomb by annamaryse December 29, 2007
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Joke Bombing 

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.
After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"

Jokebomb 

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.
Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"
Jokebomb by BadBeast December 4, 2009

Jokebombing 

To interrupt a joke someone is telling to someone else by jumping in and yelling out the punchline.
Dave: Hey Joe, what does a black man do when he laughs?
Joe: lol i unno dave, what does he do?
Dave: He -
*Michael appears*
Michael: HE SNIGGERS!
Dave: Shut the fuck up Michael, you jokebombing little sniggerer.
Jokebombing by AIWDI May 21, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004