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joke bomb 

It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.

It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.

AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.

Audience: Laughs.

You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
joke bomb by annamaryse December 29, 2007
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Joke Bombing 

When after you've told a humorous joke, someone interjects with an unfunny comment and kills the moment.
After Zac told his excellent joke his Dad chimed in with a lame comment that killed the humour and bombed the joke. "Your always Joke Bombing, Dad"

Jokebomb 

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.
Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"
Jokebomb by BadBeast December 4, 2009

Jokebombing 

To interrupt a joke someone is telling to someone else by jumping in and yelling out the punchline.
Dave: Hey Joe, what does a black man do when he laughs?
Joe: lol i unno dave, what does he do?
Dave: He -
*Michael appears*
Michael: HE SNIGGERS!
Dave: Shut the fuck up Michael, you jokebombing little sniggerer.
Jokebombing by AIWDI May 21, 2013

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026