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A shy, cool, smart, knows it all she doesn’t have a man but men chase her down, no sex life but always, joion is great
“ ugggh I love joion, I wanna be a joion”
joion by Joionn November 24, 2021
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JOINTASTIK

🔥That the JOINT was rolled AWSMTASTIK or used to express that you're down for a JOINT💨
Vincent rolled that joint better than good.. JOINTASTIK
Let's toke this joint first..JOINTASTIK
JOINTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019
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"Sung-Joon" is a slang term for someone who purposefully irritates others whilst acting oblivious to his/her actions.
Person X posts a photoshopped picture of Y to irritate him/her

Y: "why did you do that?!"
X: "ha...what are you talking about?"
Y:"You know what I mean!...your such a Sung-Joon"

Another example:

Person X falsely claims to have beaten up person Y in a sad attempt to gain clout from his/her peers.

Y: "Why are you telling people that you beat me up?"
X: (Giggling)"because I did"
Y: "What are you on about? Your such an SJ!"
Sung-Joon by O-Poggers August 8, 2020

Coffee joint 

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!
Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

Join Jesus January 

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man
Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018
When your fiancé is so cute you just wanna squish her into a little ball and roll her into a sushi roll and eat her with some watermelon juice
Talijoon is such a joonbug
joonbug by Babajoonbug + Babajunior November 6, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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