Joilet

A nickname for Joliet, IL, combining Joliet and toilet, because of it's grimy appearance.

Darnell: Yo, we goin to Joilet to pick up some hood rats and a twelve pack, wanna come?

Tyrone: No thanks. Don't want to STD's

by film_geek1982 February 28, 2009

Joilet

A poisonous toilet just like the city of Joliet, the prison and ghetto.

I went to the Joilet and I died!

by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021

Joilet

A toilet that is very comfortable and when you finish you are filled with joy because of how pleasant the experience was.

It's also a place

Steve: My stomach hurts
Robert: Then use the Joilet it will make you feel better
6 'minutes later
Robert: wow I feel great

by SUMFURRYTHING September 15, 2016

Joilet

When you jerk off into the toilet.

Friend: "Hey I need to poop, hurry up"
You: "One more minute I'm using the joilet"

by AndTheDeadWillRise February 8, 2010

Joilet

The place where you take a Joil... aka... the crapper

I need to give the joilet a visit

by Alexis January 19, 2004