johobo
That guy is a johobo.
johobo by peroxideandrangaaregay August 21, 2008
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johobo fish
A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!
johobo fish by Bro can you not June 13, 2016
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johobo • johobo fish • Johobowhitis • JeHobo • johnboy24151 • Jahobo • Jehobo Witness • Jocobo • johboy • johnbosco
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Johomo
1. - Josh dawg, you don't gotta suck so much cock
- Johomo foo.
2. - Holy shit, did you see those 2 chicks in the corner
- Yeah those were a couple sexy johomos.
- Johomo foo.
2. - Holy shit, did you see those 2 chicks in the corner
- Yeah those were a couple sexy johomos.
Johomo by Arshir Kabazory January 19, 2009
JeHobo
The people you see wandering the streets telling you that you need to "be saved by god" or "You're going to hell." A Step above a regular Jehovah's Witness because these people practically live on the street. They even look ragged. Watch out for the JeHobo's (Witnesses)
*While Driving, a JeHobo approaches vehicle at stoplight*
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day
JeHobo by ProfSage91 August 4, 2011
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