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A Jehovah’s Whiteness who is also homeless.
Get off my doorstep you Jahobo's!"
Jahobo by C.May June 26, 2004
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A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes
That kid is a jahoot
jahoot by Plugins January 21, 2016
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jahoogabooga

A breast, typically of the large variety.
Man, she has nice jahoogaboogas.
jahoogabooga by Jahoogabooga September 13, 2004
Jacobo is like the Spanish version of Jacob. They are very intelligent and mysterious. They are sensitive at times, but can be they most amazing person you can meet. As well as sexy, most people with the name Jacobo are generally very passionate and care very much about the person they are with. They usually never make a mistake about who they love... They are wonderful kissers and give the best hugs... They are more than anyone could ask for.
Jacobo was like the most attractive person at the party last night!
Jacobo by um hey... June 7, 2014
To get destroyed by something or someone.
Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!
Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

Jacobotweets 

The only member on FT who is followed by the creator of Twitter, jack dorsey
Jacobotweets begged Crewsmat for a retweet. Jacobotweets is very young and gets bullied in spaces
Jacobotweets by Cooldragon17 October 4, 2021
He is a person who has the best smile out of everyone in the world but doesn’t smile much. He is tall, has dark hair, and the deepest brown eyes that you can get lost in. He is a quiet and sometimes awkward individual but once you start talking to him he is extremely funny and quick witted. He is very intelligent and has great and ambitious plans for his future. He has had an unpleasant past but an immensely bright future. He is hardworking and is always prepared to help. He can write stories and poems that will bring anyone to tears. He is searching for love and he may find it soon, in someone unexpected. If you ever meet a Jacobo never let them forget their worth and their importance to the world.
Jacobo, did you get a haircut? Yes. You look snazzy!
Jacobo by Picklesarentafruit August 9, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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