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The people you see wandering the streets telling you that you need to "be saved by god" or "You're going to hell." A Step above a regular Jehovah's Witness because these people practically live on the street. They even look ragged. Watch out for the JeHobo's (Witnesses)
*While Driving, a JeHobo approaches vehicle at stoplight*
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day
JeHobo by ProfSage91 August 4, 2011
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Jehobo's 

Jehovah's Witness roaming the neighborhood selling religion
Don't answer the door honey, I just saw some Jehobo's, 3 doors down.
Jehobo's by Caribsailor September 25, 2011
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Jehobo Witness 

A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.
The other day a Jehobo Witness approached me. He smelled like gasoline, and Jesus.
Jehobo Witness by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007
This can mean whatever you want it to mean, best used in place of normal words.
look both ways before Jehooting; do you jehoot or swallow; I need to take a mean Jehoot; How do you like them Jehootles?
Jehoot by Larithen March 6, 2012
A Jehovah’s Whiteness who is also homeless.
Get off my doorstep you Jahobo's!"
Jahobo by C.May June 26, 2004

johobo fish 

A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!
johobo fish by Bro can you not June 13, 2016
A 3 liter box of wine. Derived from Jeroboam.
I see you splurged and brought a jeroboxam for the wine tasting.
Jeroboxam by Shikimaru July 28, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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