JeHobo

The people you see wandering the streets telling you that you need to "be saved by god" or "You're going to hell." A Step above a regular Jehovah's Witness because these people practically live on the street. They even look ragged. Watch out for the JeHobo's (Witnesses)

*While Driving, a JeHobo approaches vehicle at stoplight*
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day

by ProfSage91 August 4, 2011

Jehobo's

Jehovah's Witness roaming the neighborhood selling religion

Don't answer the door honey, I just saw some Jehobo's, 3 doors down.

by Caribsailor September 25, 2011

Jehobo Witness

A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.

The other day a Jehobo Witness approached me. He smelled like gasoline, and Jesus.

by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007

Jehoot

This can mean whatever you want it to mean, best used in place of normal words.

look both ways before Jehooting; do you jehoot or swallow; I need to take a mean Jehoot; How do you like them Jehootles?

by Larithen March 6, 2012

Jahobo

A Jehovah’s Whiteness who is also homeless.

Get off my doorstep you Jahobo's!"

by C.May June 26, 2004

johobo fish

A very rare fish that likes rolling around on the ocean floor. Is a very smart fish that can be easily underestimated, it is quiet at first but turns out to be a strange fish once you get to know them. If you ever come across a Johobo Fish be sure to run!

Damn is that a Johobo Fish

by Bro can you not June 13, 2016

Jeroboxam

A 3 liter box of wine. Derived from Jeroboam.

I see you splurged and brought a jeroboxam for the wine tasting.

by Shikimaru July 28, 2010