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johnston high school 

Johnston High School in Rhode Island is the worlds shittiest school. All girls care about is attention and looking “hot” for guys. And the guys there are ugly as fuck and all they talk about is fucking sports. Johnston has a shitty football team along with a shitty cheer squad. The auditorium has broken seats and there are almost no working water fountains. There is a faint smell of moldy cheese in the locker rooms. There are unnecessary fights every month and kids Juuling in the bathrooms to look cool. They really arent. The floors are covered in dust and look like they havent been mopped in nearly a decade. Teachers bug out for the stupidest reasons and you get detention for literally anything.
Damn I wish this test was as easy as the girls at Johnston High School.
johnston high school by Jejcom February 18, 2018
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johnston high school 

A school with privileged kids who think they have it the worst. Half of them think they’re in a gang, and the other half can barely even spell their first name. The .02% that actually want to learn can barely focus because of the ratchet ass girls who come in pajamas and scream. They think yelling at the teachers is cute. People at johnston high school need to sit the f*ck down and realize that 1. they’re not cute 2. they’re going to end up no where after high school 3. the teachers are there to teach 4. you’re there to learn 5. you’re privileged as he*l. Just because you see a water leakage spot once a year doesn’t mean you have it bad. And i mean, will 90% of them on some kind of government assistance, they reallyyyy shouldn’t be complaining.
1:You go to Johnston High School?
2: Yea! It sucks, it’s smelly, the teachers are so mean and literally won’t let me juul in class. What a b*tch. Gang gang.
1: You have free education and your compla.... ok.
johnston high school by mak57 August 3, 2019

West Johnston High school

1. A black chasm of a school which, due to the district apportioners of johnston county, is able to steal the souls of all high school students within a 30-40 mile radius. Cause of serious uprisings and riots among the population of johnston county (especially McGee's Crossroads, 4042 and Benson).
2. A nazi training camp disguished as a public school whose mission is to brainwash the students in attendence and subject them to being "on the prowl with excellence."
3. Johnston County Central Prision.
That school up there on that yonder hill, yea, the one with the teal roof in the shape of a swastika, I heard them there people burned crosses and whatnot inside the school. I'm glad my chilluns go to South Johnston. Those kids fight fire with guns.

South Johnston High School 

One of the oldest schools in hick-town Johnston County, where the kids are sluts who practice incest and the teachers have criminal records. This was the last high school in Johnston County to become integrated, which doesn't surprise most of their students. Despite all of it's flaws, this school is considered the best out of every other high school in this county. It's rival is the one and only Nazi-based school, West Johnston High School. The ways to get an absence excused here are with doctor notes, court notes, or if you were working on the farm with your brother/fiancée. This, I shit you not.
Son, c'mon, our work here on this ol' farm's dun and over with. We gotta go to South Johnston High School now, hey, pass me yer math homework, I didn't finish mine yet. Oh never mind, I'll just copy it when we get to class.

Greater johnstown high school 

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

Walter Johnson High School 

A high school in Bethesda, Maryland. Located right next to a shopping center that fills up during lunch time and right after school. Supposed to be a very good school.
Pretty much all the girls are thots and/or juul. The bathrooms are filled with edgy sharpie graffiti.

The freshmen are ignored.
person: so, where do you go?
other person: oh I go to Walter Johnson High School
person: uh okay
other person: k imma post this on urban dictionary hold on

Walter Johnson High School 

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 65% of the school population invades the Giant right next to it. This school has a very diverse set of students. You have your preppy white rich people, your skater boys, your pot-heads, your hispanics who only speak spanish, and your nerds.
1)Don't go to giant now! The Walter Johnson High School students are in there now. You will never be done!
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