johnson & wales university 

i love my school, even more, i love where my campus is located.....

i found out what the 2 giants gray steel doors down the street are for, about 30-40 years ago, providnece was flooded from the naragansett bay, the water covered the whole city about 3-4 feet deep, probably didnt help that half pf providence used to be the bay, but got filled in, but ya know. so they have the doors to control the flooding. hey what a good idea! the only problem is, we are on the wrong side of the doors, lol, great! then ot the north of my campus once stood a salt pile that was easily 150 feet high, just beyond that is a sewage refinery plant, which smells excellent, to the east of us, theres salvage yards, and some docks for cargo ships, and huge tanks filled with methane for who knows what. to the south, we have one of the most polluted bays in the north east, and to the west we are surrounded by the ghetto, litterally. and also to the north east we have about 50 or so gigantic tanks of natural gas. oh! and to top it off, my campus is right in the middle of the number 2 most likely spot for a terrorist attack. thats awesome! i could die at any time! in so many ways!! I FUCKIN HATE THIS GOD DAMN STUPID SCHOOL!!!

and thats just the area around the school, dont even get me started about the school itself...

holy shit! were gonna die

johnson & wales university by steve April 5, 2005

Johnson And Wales University 

An ill party school in Providence Rhode Island most of the population at JW is rich kids usually from the new england area or long island. JW also has some of the hottest girls u will see in the north east
it also has a good business program and hospitality program lol

Yo lets go into providence and see what parties are going on at Johnson and wales university and get fucking trashed and laid

Johnson And Wales University by JGMK December 3, 2006

Johnson and Wales University 

A 4 year university in the heart of Providence Rhode Island. Mainly known for its outstanding Business Technology and Hospitality programs and its outstanding looking students. JWU has some of the best looking students in the country, mainly rich kids from the northeast that love to party and hook up

Yo those kids go to Johnson and Wales University, no wonder why they are so smart and goodlooking!

Johnson and Wales University by LKrole December 6, 2006

Johnson And Wales University 

A 4 year teaching University in Downcity Providence Rhode Island.
Known mostly for its culinary and hospitality programs, it offers many degrees in Technology, and Business as well.

It's also down the hill from more prestigious school such as BROWN UNIVERSITY and the RHODE ISLAND SCHOOL OF DESIGN (RISD) (Shit tends to roll down hill...)

The students like to think there the best thing sliced sliced bread, when there a group of mostly spoiled brats who couldn't buy their way into a better school.

Brown U Student1: You don't wanna go across the Providence River
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because, all those wanna be Gottie Johnson And Wales University students are there

Johnson And Wales University by An ashamed JWU student January 26, 2007