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johntate
a fucking retard who asks people what they got on there test just so that he can tell them he got a 100%. tate also is refferred to someone who has abnormally long butlocks.
johntate by Johnathan dittty tate November 10, 2008
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Johnmae
Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. She's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a boy is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his boyfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. Johnmae is probably the best human being alive and she also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice. She's smart but most of the time doesn't care about what happens as long as she doesn't hurt or no one one hurts her friends, she is a very loving ,loyal friend who will do anything for you. Mae is sometimes VERY dramatic but tend to always make her friends laugh, she also overthinks alot of things and blames herself alot. When it comes to crushes she is willing to wait or back off. Mae's are also very beautiful and popular girls but enjoy being alone or the comfort of her close friends.
Johnmae by Cute just like puppy August 2, 2022
Johnatello
A yellow cube with an orange slope for hair that EVERYONE FUCKING HATES. He is extremely arrogant and appears in random discord servers across the globe. Johnatello will bring down the vibe for EVERYONE.
discord user: nothing could ruin this amazing chat
Johnatello: *appears*
discord user: FUCKIGN GOD DAM NIT I HATE THAT IDIOT
Johnatello: *appears*
discord user: FUCKIGN GOD DAM NIT I HATE THAT IDIOT
Johnatello by Shmorby Doobeebop May 14, 2024
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.