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a fucking retard who asks people what they got on there test just so that he can tell them he got a 100%. tate also is refferred to someone who has abnormally long butlocks.
johntate by Johnathan dittty tate November 10, 2008
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Johnmae
Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. She's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a boy is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his boyfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. Johnmae is probably the best human being alive and she also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice. She's smart but most of the time doesn't care about what happens as long as she doesn't hurt or no one one hurts her friends, she is a very loving ,loyal friend who will do anything for you. Mae is sometimes VERY dramatic but tend to always make her friends laugh, she also overthinks alot of things and blames herself alot. When it comes to crushes she is willing to wait or back off. Mae's are also very beautiful and popular girls but enjoy being alone or the comfort of her close friends.
Johnmae by Cute just like puppy August 2, 2022
Johnatello
A yellow cube with an orange slope for hair that EVERYONE FUCKING HATES. He is extremely arrogant and appears in random discord servers across the globe. Johnatello will bring down the vibe for EVERYONE.
discord user: nothing could ruin this amazing chat
Johnatello: *appears*
discord user: FUCKIGN GOD DAM NIT I HATE THAT IDIOT
Johnatello: *appears*
discord user: FUCKIGN GOD DAM NIT I HATE THAT IDIOT
Johnatello by Shmorby Doobeebop May 14, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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