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johnavan 

A handsome guy who is different from others. He stands out in a crowd, and can easily make you happy. He's gentle, kind, caring, sweet, and so much more. He's gone through tough times, but has made it through them, and continues to carry on with life. Sometimes, he worries a lot, but that's okay. We all worry about things in life. He loves jelly babies, and loves his music. He's really amazing, and I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't met him.
Why aren't there more Johnavan's in the world?
johnavan by Nightmare_Fuel February 27, 2017
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johnatan 

Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.
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johnatan by SvarteStryk September 9, 2013

Johnatan 

A big dick savage ass nigga that dont play about anything.......... he also from da hood keep a stick ..........hilltop of the west and he fucked yo bitch last night "(DONT TRUST HIM ROUND YO BITCH)"
I love Johnatan So much, he is the craziest person ever!
Johnatan by BossBitchMami100 December 12, 2019

johnovan 

thick thighs
Juan-Damn Johnovan
Johnovan- what nigga
Juan- You got thick thighs
johnovan by bigdickbandits1 October 31, 2017

johnavin 

A sexy and strong man who is usually really (funny). He has a large cock and and great personality. He is loyale,rich and polite. He kills people with his incredible fortnite skills.
"Omg Johnavin is so hot".
johnavin by SupperDupper December 9, 2018

johnavon 

He is obviosly the biggest and bestest boy of them all. He says no to being stinky and kicks ass at everything. Overall greatest person in existence
Dude 1:What are you doing

Dude 2: living like johnavon

Jumps off building doing a quadruple back flip through a ring of fire while monkey on back and lands it
johnavon by Big Boy Slade December 16, 2020

johnavon 

ugly, rat, MY ugly rat 🙄.. and i love him very much anddd i would rate 10/10
johnavon is very.. fruity
johnavon by anonymous June 25, 2022
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