John Tesh

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Rock in its purest most hardkore form

Saying Tesh Rock is like say Rock Rock!

John Tesh by BondageBoyo August 16, 2004

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john tesh

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.

"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"

john tesh by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005

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Johntesh

standard froggo
capable of breathing under water at a younger age
amphibious and known for affinity to water

Girl 1: "Have you seen that Johntesh near the pond?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! It had the Atlantic Ocean between his eyes!"

Johntesh by Amphibian Scholar M.d. December 7, 2017

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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