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"hey we still up for tonight?"
"nah sorry i cant anymore"
"you john jack'd me!"

john jack by hannahbanana123 January 8, 2009

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jack/john

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit

OMG, he is so Jack/John

jack/john by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018

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John Jacked

When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls

Bro he hasn't gotten any walls she "John jacked" him

John Jacked by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016

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John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

John Jacking by pornstitute January 19, 2022

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Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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