John Cock 

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.

After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.

John Cock by sqitso March 31, 2008

john cock 

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

john cock by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

john cock 

has a big penits

john cock: I h

john cock by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

John Thomas Cock Addiction 

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

John Thomas Cock Addiction by 419 ballers April 22, 2009

John Cocking Farm 

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

John Cocking Farm by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

John the Baptist Cockfish 

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

John the Baptist Cockfish by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024