john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

John Cock

John Cock is what you get if you kiss a prostitute.

After kissing the hooker I could taste John Cock.

by sqitso March 31, 2008

John Thomas Cock Addiction

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

by 419 ballers April 22, 2009

john cock

has a big penits

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by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023