a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

John Thomas Cock Addiction by 419 ballers April 22, 2009

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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

John Cocking Farm by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

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John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

John the Baptist Cockfish by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

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Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

Hand Johncock by linkslice1 June 21, 2024

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