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jogurt

a Swedish way of pronouncing "yogurt"
I ate some jogurt with my niggas last night
by hamburgerpussy April 13, 2017
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jugurtha

Jugurtha or Jugurthen (c. 160 – 104 BC) was a King of Numidia, born in Cirta (modern-day Constantine)
A. hi, i'm new here my name's jugurtha
B. ohh what a nice name, isn'it the amazigh king's name
by jugurtha December 22, 2016
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jogurty

the act of jaulting the penis into a bowl of yogurt
Thomas prefers to jogurty in chocolate because he thinks it excentuates his balls and the color doesnt collide with his pubs like vanilla or strawberry.
by Edonnelly January 20, 2008
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joegurt

The act of cumming in your own face. Mostly done by guys named Joe.
Joe took 2 load's of joegurt .
by Focker6 February 28, 2020
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Jogurtism

Jogurtism is the religion of a mystical being called the "Jogurt", Americans spell it "Joe-gurt" but you actually call it more like a Yoghurt, it is often represented in a manner of being a kids Yoghurt box, but often it is also represented as any other object that you can drink. The joghurt religion goes back to thousands of years, often people think that Jogurt affected how egyptians made the pyramids. Although that the Jogurt community was dying over the past years. A discord users discord server dedicated to the Jogurt Religion has been growing more and more. The Jogurt Following has amassed 3 Thousand followers.
"whats a good religion"
"jogurtism"
by YoghurtPope May 9, 2020
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jourticals

a testical which travels around the world visiting different places and taking photos, such as: at the eiffel tower, the nile, caves etc... orgins: advanced financial accounting at vut with vesty by onur!
Onur: Mark, did you find any jourticals?
Everyone: Jourticals?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by GregoryF September 1, 2008
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Jourting (Port Juicing)

Jorting is defined as when one ingests chemotherapy chemicals from the port of a cancer patients by putting their lips around their port and applying compressions to their chest post treatment.
Dave let's try jourting (port juicing) tomorrow I need a haircut.
by SteveHarveyMaxer February 15, 2024
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