Thomas prefers to jogurty in chocolate because he thinks it excentuates his balls and the color doesnt collide with his pubs like vanilla or strawberry.
Jogurtism is the religion of a mystical being called the "Jogurt", Americans spell it "Joe-gurt" but you actually call it more like a Yoghurt, it is often represented in a manner of being a kids Yoghurt box, but often it is also represented as any other object that you can drink. The joghurt religion goes back to thousands of years, often people think that Jogurt affected how egyptians made the pyramids. Although that the Jogurt community was dying over the past years. A discord users discord server dedicated to the Jogurt Religion has been growing more and more. The Jogurt Following has amassed 3 Thousand followers.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.