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JoeTurtle 

JoeTurtle is a star-turtle, traveling through deep space and going where no turtle has gone before.
Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starturtle JoeTurtle. His continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life, and new civilizations... To boldly go where no turtle has gone before.
JoeTurtle by JoeTurtle July 31, 2010
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the act of jaulting the penis into a bowl of yogurt
Thomas prefers to jogurty in chocolate because he thinks it excentuates his balls and the color doesnt collide with his pubs like vanilla or strawberry.
jogurty by Edonnelly January 20, 2008
a Swedish way of pronouncing "yogurt"
I ate some jogurt with my niggas last night
jogurt by hamburgerpussy April 13, 2017

Jogurtism 

Jogurtism is the religion of a mystical being called the "Jogurt", Americans spell it "Joe-gurt" but you actually call it more like a Yoghurt, it is often represented in a manner of being a kids Yoghurt box, but often it is also represented as any other object that you can drink. The joghurt religion goes back to thousands of years, often people think that Jogurt affected how egyptians made the pyramids. Although that the Jogurt community was dying over the past years. A discord users discord server dedicated to the Jogurt Religion has been growing more and more. The Jogurt Following has amassed 3 Thousand followers.
"whats a good religion"
"jogurtism"
Jogurtism by YoghurtPope May 9, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026