joegurt

The act of cumming in your own face. Mostly done by guys named Joe.

Joe took 2 load's of joegurt .

by Focker6 February 28, 2020

JoeTurtle

JoeTurtle is a star-turtle, traveling through deep space and going where no turtle has gone before.

Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starturtle JoeTurtle. His continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life, and new civilizations... To boldly go where no turtle has gone before.

by JoeTurtle July 31, 2010

jogurty

the act of jaulting the penis into a bowl of yogurt

Thomas prefers to jogurty in chocolate because he thinks it excentuates his balls and the color doesnt collide with his pubs like vanilla or strawberry.

by Edonnelly January 20, 2008

jogurt

a Swedish way of pronouncing "yogurt"

I ate some jogurt with my niggas last night

by hamburgerpussy April 13, 2017

Jogurtism

Jogurtism is the religion of a mystical being called the "Jogurt", Americans spell it "Joe-gurt" but you actually call it more like a Yoghurt, it is often represented in a manner of being a kids Yoghurt box, but often it is also represented as any other object that you can drink. The joghurt religion goes back to thousands of years, often people think that Jogurt affected how egyptians made the pyramids. Although that the Jogurt community was dying over the past years. A discord users discord server dedicated to the Jogurt Religion has been growing more and more. The Jogurt Following has amassed 3 Thousand followers.

"whats a good religion"
"jogurtism"

by YoghurtPope May 9, 2020