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Joffreyism
when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
Joffreyism by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 24, 2013
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Joffrey Lupul
The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013
Joffrey Baratheon
Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.
He was a lil bitch too.
He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017
Joffin
Joffin is very cool he is good at ear raping people and very funny. He has a penis larger than most other boys so you should date him he is single and ready
To mingle he will love you and he respects woman. Overall Joffin is pretty radical!
To mingle he will love you and he respects woman. Overall Joffin is pretty radical!
Joffin by moisty dong October 20, 2019
joffmebater
joffmebater by jeff2401 January 13, 2009
Joffice
The enclosed space from which a drug dealer sells their marijuana, which tends to be very low quality and overpriced. This tends to be a dorm room or a house found on or around a college campus.
Joffice by Q_QUILLIAM December 4, 2010
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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